The Vince McMahon Group
as in NO CHANCE... No chance in hell that I'm rooting for them
San Antonio Spurs
Players
- Tim Duncan looks like an alien and complains about EVERY call that goes against him. In short... he is infuriating. - 1,000 points.
- Tony Parker. Tony Parker is French and screws a Hollywood starlet. He destroyed the Sonics every time he played us. - 500 points,
- Manu Ginobli. The NBA hasn't seen a collection of players more annoying since the mid-90's Sacramento Queens. He's a flopper. I hate him. -10,000,000 points
Fans
- They're fine I suppose. 0 points
Championships
- They've won enough. -100 points
Wild Card
- High Def. Greg Popovich. - 50 points
Total: -10,001,650 points
Sacramento Kings
Players
- Most of them aren't there anymore, but I still can't get over the most annoying group of players ever assembled. Mike Bibby, Doug Christie, Valde Divac, and Brad Miller. I'm probably forgetting someone, but GAWD!!! I hate these whiny, floppy little pricks. -1,000,000 points
Fans
- They have good fans. Their owners are tyring to move em to Vegas and they still show up for the most part. Good job. + 50 points
Championships
- They could use one. + 50 points
Wild Card
- The Maloofs are rich playboys from Vegas. I'm jealous. - 100 points
Total: -1,000,000 points
New York Knicks
Players
- Nate Robinson is a punk ass. - 1000 points
- Jerome James is a lazy loser. But he did create one of the more memorable Sonics moments for me which occurred when he had 4 consecutive points and a blocked shot. + 1 point
- Starbury is a nut case. + 3 points
Fans
- New Yorkers. - 1000 points
Championships
- They have a couple. - 50 points
Wild Card
- Keith Green's favorite team. + 1 point
Total: - 2047 points
Pistons
Players
- The whole group as a whole bugs me. They always act like they're entitled to something. -50 points
- Rasheed is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKqFg7Tuocg 1 point.
Fans
- They started the Malice at the Palace. - 100 points
Championships
- Check. -100 points.
Wild Card
- Mason. Their announcer. Shut up dude. You're lame. MIIIIIIIINUS POOOOOINTS. - 500 points.
Total: - 749 points
Chicago Bulls
Players
- They've got some great players that would be fun to root for. TT, Deng, Rose, etc. + 250 points
Fans
- Eh.
Championships
- See, here we go. They've got too many, and I never like Jordan anyway so... - 500 points
Wild Card
- Screw the Bulls, the only people who root for them are the Mark's from Elko types. - 100 points
Total: - 350 points
Los Angeles Lakers
Players
- Kobe's a prick. -100 points
- Vlad Rad is a weirdo. + 3 pts
Fans
- A bunch of movie stars, wannabes, and posers. -46 pts
Championships
- They've won enough. - 100 pts
Wild Card
- The Zen Master. Would be fun to see him beat Red's record. +25 pts
Total: -218 pts
Boston Celtics
Players:
- Jesus Shuttlesworth. Ray Allen was a joy to root for as a Sonic, vastly underrated in the league, and from all indications a real solid dude. I missed him in Seattle. +1000 points.
- Kevin Garnett. This guy's a phoney. His post championship reactions were comical. As in... what's wrong with this guy. He's trying to hard. In short, I hate him more than Mr. Petchow hates vermin. - 500 points.
Fans:
- Lame Boston fans. Not all of them. But most of them. Most annoying fans in sports right now. - 500 points.
Championships:
- Boston's won enough. If I'm not rooting for a Seattle team, I'd like it to be for a city who hasn't won anything in awhile. -100 points
Wild Card:
- NA
Total: -100 Points
There's the first grouping... more to come tomorrow. I know you can't wait gang.
Finn
5 comments:
Do you mean to tell me you are going to pick a new favorite basketball team based on how much you like them, not based on geographical location?
Based on your previous posts, its seems that you would automatically have to root for the Blazers, as they are by far and away the closest team to Seattle. I don't understand.
Oh wait, yes I do. You are a HYPOCRIT. I would expect better from my own flesh and blood.
HYPOCRIT
Analyis isn't complete yet junior.
I like getting mentioned in the blog, makes me feel good about myself. My last name is GreenE though, I don't think you AndersOns would like your name spelled the way I just spelled it either, correct? PS The Rooster should earn more points, it's going to be hilarious to watch him play over the next couple of years. He sat out the rest of summer league with 'growing pains' in his back, and I'm not talking about Kirk Cameron/Mike Seaver or Alan Thicke.
I like getting mentioned in the blog, makes me feel good about myself. My last name is GreenE though, I don't think you AndersOns would like your name spelled the way I just spelled it either, correct? PS The Rooster should earn more points, it's going to be hilarious to watch him play over the next couple of years. He sat out the rest of summer league with 'growing pains' in his back, and I'm not talking about Kirk Cameron/Mike Seaver or Alan Thicke.
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