Now everyone wants to win the whole kit'n'caboodle... but some old farts do every year. The young (relative) bucks compete for the REAL championship... THE LONG DRIVE!
Now normally our very own Mustacheer, EP, runs away with this every year. However... this year, he's getting married or some other bullshit. That means... it's anybody's game!!!
So let's handicap the field...
30 - 1
Look, this guy isn't much of a golfer, but I think we all remember the kind of natural athlete he is. Need a reminder?
East Coast Pete hasn't been on the course as much as he'd like, but he's dropped a few lb's and he's in the best shape of his 20's. The guys got a natural swing and has a shot at this.
4 - 1
One of the best golfers you will ever see. Just ask him. 4 - 1 is a steal. You're taking the bookies money at these odds.
100 - 1
I imagine he crumbles under the pressure and has about the same look on his face.
Travis Southard 17 - 1
If the odds were finding a way to get laid at the Arne Andersen Invitational he'd be the odds on favorite.
20 - 1
Maybe he'll post something if he wins.
55 - 1
He just turned 30. This is all he's got. He needs this. Unfortunately, I saw his wife outdrive him on some par threes a few weeks ago. OH SNAP!!! Just kidding. He kicked her ass.
50 - 1
Remains to be seen if this dirty husky even knows how to swing a club.
The odds on favorite. I think he's a semi- pro or some shit.
His toughest competitors. Local favorites... The Fortune brothers
3 - 1
He'll love these odds. Wouldn't surprise me if he bet on himself. Ego maniac. But god damn it if he doesn't play a shit load of golf and hit the bejeezus out of the ball.
5 - 1
Here's where I'd throw my money. He's fired up. He has a goatee. He means business.
So there you have it... Who's gonna take it? You all have 100 dollars worth of Mustacheer bucks to place bets below. The winner can have their own post.
GOOD LUCK!!! And sorry you all couldn't play. Fuckin' losers.