Steve Young said, "Sam Bradford should call Matthew Stafford tomorrow!"
Why? So he can get advise on how to win 2 games? And did you hear Young doing that New Yorker impression at the start of the broadcast, and nobody laughed? What a nerd.
Since Peter has clearly dropped the ball... or dropping something... I say YES. So very happy right now. Either pick is great. Don't fuck this up Carroll.
Key departures? Babineaux? When did he leave? By the way anyone see our Key Arrivals? A 3rd string qb, a backup TE and two WRs who were out of football last year.
Strange pick for Oakland. McClain should be a solid player, but it's a bit of a reach here and not for the reasons they usually reach. Overall, it's better than going for some workout warrior.
If Clausen goes to the Niners it will be one of those high risk/high reward picks for Hawks fans. Kicking the shit out of him would be really fun to watch, but if he ends up doing well, he'll be really annoying to watch.
Niners team building strategy is kinda like getting a state-of-the-art security system for a piece-of-shit house. They're going to focus on keeping Alex Smith upright, but then what happens when he actually has to make plays?
Tough to decide which coverage to watch. Other than Gruden, I hate the entire ESPN panel... but over on the NFL network they have Michael Irvin, and there aren't many people I despise more than that cock.
Sorry gang, I went to dinner after pick 22 or so. But I agree, Berman did a very shaky job all night. Maybe ESPN is re-thinking that extension they just gave him. I get that the Draft is a tough gig to handle, with a lot of moving parts, but man, he looked really clueless at times. Also, I don't get the option of watching NFL Network down here. Thanks Time Warner!
Good read on the draft board. I had a joke planned out to comment "whatever your paying Draft Guru Pete is wayyyy too much", but after reading this solid analysis, I think what your paying him ($0) is just about right.
Lotta hate for everything 49ers. First of all, Young is the man. He many not be a comedian, but hes one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Secondly, Pete, our state of the art security system comes with automatic doors so FRANK FUCKING GORE can come bursting out to run down meager teams throats. If you watched football last year you would know that Smith made plays when he was given the chance... the kid can throw... but his lack of athleticism made him susceptible to pressure. Not to mention, we have FRANK FUCKING GORE so shut it.
Steve Young probably is a nice guy, but that doesn't stop him from being a nerd. Plus he turned down the long-lost boyfriend role in There's Something About Mary; so I guess you're right Bateman, he's clearly not a comedian.
(Bobby, There's Something About Mary was a comedy movie that came out in the late 90s)
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ReplyDeleteNo surprise with Bradford going #1.
ReplyDeleteI really wish the Hawks had a better pass rush right now. It'd be fun to watch the team beat up on Bradford and really ruin his confidence.
every draft im reminded what douche bags new yorkers are... as a group. Keith is cool. and maybe some others
ReplyDeleteSteve Young said, "Sam Bradford should call Matthew Stafford tomorrow!"
ReplyDeleteWhy? So he can get advise on how to win 2 games? And did you hear Young doing that New Yorker impression at the start of the broadcast, and nobody laughed? What a nerd.
hearing a lot of Suh to Detroit rumors
ReplyDeleteHCM war room update...
ReplyDeletePete's drinking a Gatordade.
Me? A beer.
Gerald McCoy's the first guy to cry
ReplyDeletepete says chalk so far
ReplyDeleteI'm relying on HCM and ESPN for my draft coverage because I am stuck at work - thank you for your diligence.
ReplyDeleteFinn - remember you have a big night on the docket tomorrow so maybe alternate beers with one of Pete's Gatorades :)
Really hoping that the Skins go with Trent Williams.
ReplyDeletetold you girls read this site
ReplyDeleteNice!!
ReplyDeleteBerry or Okung has to be the Hawks pick at 6.
Although now that I know Williams' nickname is Silverback I kind of want him on the Hawks.
Long time reader, first time poster.
ReplyDeleteIf Okung is the next pick do you really think we'll go Berry?
ReplyDeleteSince Peter has clearly dropped the ball... or dropping something... I say YES. So very happy right now. Either pick is great. Don't fuck this up Carroll.
ReplyDeletethese green room things are bullshit. so Eric Berry going to the Chiefs
ReplyDeleteESPN's been really sloppy coming out of commercials so far. This sort of thing would never happen on The Dan Patrick Show.
ReplyDeleteYeah, shouldn't we be getting spoiler alerts?
ReplyDeleteKey departures? Babineaux? When did he leave?
ReplyDeleteBy the way anyone see our Key Arrivals? A 3rd string qb, a backup TE and two WRs who were out of football last year.
It also just said that Kerney was one of our notable defenders ... uh oh.
ReplyDeleteGreat pick! I didn't think we'd actually have a chance at getting him.
ReplyDeleteOkung should be starting day one.
Fingers crossed that Spiller drops a few spots here to 14.
ReplyDeletewish gruden was our coach
ReplyDeleteLet's see how the Raiders screw things up here with there pick.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone scoring at home i've hit on 5 of the first 7.
LaCanfora is saying Raiders are debating between Iupati and Spiller (boooooo).
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ReplyDeletehave fun in Buffalo douche bag
Strange pick for Oakland. McClain should be a solid player, but it's a bit of a reach here and not for the reasons they usually reach. Overall, it's better than going for some workout warrior.
ReplyDeleteDarn!
Spiller to the Bills.
The fact that Gruden likes Spiller so much makes me question his value.
ReplyDeleteIs this SF trade to get Earl Thomas?
ReplyDeleteWell they got ahead of Miami, and wasn't that the team rumored to maybe deal their pick to the Eagles so that the Eagles could get Thomas?
ReplyDeleteNevermind, now the trade doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I guess they really wanted him.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. Chargers jumping up to #12. Dan Williams?
ReplyDeleteRrrraaaaaallllpphhhhh!!!!
ReplyDeleteFirst puke of the day! Wooohoo!
Pete's gatorade didn't sit so well!
Gotta be for Earl Thomas here to the Eagles. Which sucks because I'd like the Hawks to have a chance at him.
ReplyDeleteSo THIS is Earl Thomas ....
ReplyDeleteSo, Derrick Morgan for the Hawks right?
ReplyDeleteThat wouldn't be too bad.
ReplyDeleteSchefter is saying Brandon Graham to Philly
ReplyDeleteWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!
ReplyDeleteSo what do you think DGP? Morgan or Thomas? Or someone else?
ReplyDeleteHoping for Thomas.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, our "Key Arrivals" section on the bottom line is depressing.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the party pal. Mr. F said something about that a while ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm just kind of free-associating right now, like Robin Williams doing stand-up.
ReplyDeleteYEAH!!!
ReplyDeleteCould be a great pick for the Giants. But who knows. I mean the guy can do backflips, so he should be a good pro.
ReplyDeleteDibs on custom "MYNAMEISEARL" Hawks jersey
ReplyDeleteOrdering Chinese food in honor of Okung... wait... what?
ReplyDeleteAnybody checked Draft Guru Pete's stats after the 7th pick? Sheeesh
ReplyDeleteIf Clausen goes to the Niners it will be one of those high risk/high reward picks for Hawks fans. Kicking the shit out of him would be really fun to watch, but if he ends up doing well, he'll be really annoying to watch.
ReplyDeleteNiners team building strategy is kinda like getting a state-of-the-art security system for a piece-of-shit house. They're going to focus on keeping Alex Smith upright, but then what happens when he actually has to make plays?
ReplyDeleteIf Pouncey doesn't want to snap the ball Roethlisberger will just take it.
ReplyDeleteAlright!! Off the schneid!
ReplyDeleteIn shotgun formations next season his bodyguards will take the ball from Pouncey and drag it back to Ben
ReplyDeleteLate breaking rumor: Pete Carroll calling for tradebacks with the Patriots. We get their 1st rounder for Branch.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Denver is trading to #22
ReplyDeleteHave you guys noticed that Young only compares players to people he played with?
ReplyDeleteTough to decide which coverage to watch. Other than Gruden, I hate the entire ESPN panel... but over on the NFL network they have Michael Irvin, and there aren't many people I despise more than that cock.
ReplyDeleteYoung's concussions have ruined his memory. All he has to remind him of football are old team photos, so cut him some slack.
ReplyDeleteGeez. How in the world is Bulaga gonna fit in in Green Bay?
ReplyDeleteThinking Kindle or Jerry Hughes to New England.
ReplyDeleteBaltimore must of just stole a steel chair from Dallas, cuz they just gave them an AGGRESSIVE crotch chop/suck it with that one.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff there with Berman getting upset with the guys talking during the armed forces.
ReplyDeleteBRONCOS TAKE TEBOW!!
I'm pretty surprised that he went ahead of Clausen.
ReplyDeleteTom Jackson's mike is broken. He and Berman are really annoyed. What a couple of douches.
ReplyDeleteNext prediction:
ReplyDeleteBerman will say "And Jimmy Clausen is probably listening to Tom Petty right now. Waaaaiiting is the hardest part."
Jenn Brown. Nice.
ReplyDeleteBerman ANNOYS me
ReplyDeleteWrong again Pete.
ReplyDeletePeter's cheating all of you!!! DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, I really did a poor job of picking after #7.
ReplyDeleteLooks like 6 guys I thought would go in Round 1 will be available in Round 2.
Sorry gang, I went to dinner after pick 22 or so. But I agree, Berman did a very shaky job all night. Maybe ESPN is re-thinking that extension they just gave him. I get that the Draft is a tough gig to handle, with a lot of moving parts, but man, he looked really clueless at times. Also, I don't get the option of watching NFL Network down here. Thanks Time Warner!
ReplyDeleteGood read on the draft board. I had a joke planned out to comment "whatever your paying Draft Guru Pete is wayyyy too much", but after reading this solid analysis, I think what your paying him ($0) is just about right.
ReplyDeleteLotta hate for everything 49ers. First of all, Young is the man. He many not be a comedian, but hes one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Secondly, Pete, our state of the art security system comes with automatic doors so FRANK FUCKING GORE can come bursting out to run down meager teams throats. If you watched football last year you would know that Smith made plays when he was given the chance... the kid can throw... but his lack of athleticism made him susceptible to pressure. Not to mention, we have FRANK FUCKING GORE so shut it.
Steve Young probably is a nice guy, but that doesn't stop him from being a nerd. Plus he turned down the long-lost boyfriend role in There's Something About Mary; so I guess you're right Bateman, he's clearly not a comedian.
ReplyDelete(Bobby, There's Something About Mary was a comedy movie that came out in the late 90s)
It just makes sense to take shots at the Niners. The Rams are too easy.
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