Tough Enough?

Jerry Crasnick wrote about available relief pitchign at the trade deadline. The article mentions Aardsma and League, which is fine... but the first couple lines of #9 made me laugh which is why I'm posting this here:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&page=starting9/100721

I think we've done this before, but there's been a lot of roster turnover lately. Who's taking care of business when the shit hits the fan in a brawl for the M's?

Branyan, obviously, but who else? Smoak? Too young?