I'm ready for football, especially College

In an effort to bring the mustacheers the best coverage they can find, I plan on watching every single game that it televised, and stay married. ESPN 3 with the the 4 games at a time is going to make it a little easier. So far I have made it one day and judging from the email my wife just sent me of all the things I need to do when I get home, it was a good run guys!! Any who... while I was watching Presbyterian College and Wake Forest, this happened:

OMG

Pretty awesome huh.

In other news,

- Jacory Harris, Terrelle Pryor, Matt Barkley are awesome. To quote a co-worker of mine, Kiffin doesnt like his boys tackling in practice, apparently not in games either. Miami and Ohio State do.
- South Carolina will be a top 5 team at the end of the year
- Tino Sinseri is not the 2nd coming of Dan Marino
- Pittsburgh will not be ranked at the end of the year
- Someone will kick Kyle Whittingham in the nuts for his absolute bushleague behavior (That shit wont fly in the Pac-10 son)



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F U 9ers

The Niners released two Cougs today (Paymah and Hill). As if I needed another reason to hate those gold digging ass bags. Can't wait to pummel them in the opener.

As a prelude to Erik's weekly picks column, let me jump the gun (Sorry Erik):

Seahawks 49 (on purpose, just for the disrespect) 49ers 6 (a 99 yard garbage screen pass to Gore for a touch... I gotta salvage my fantasy week. Then they miss the extra point when Colin Cole kills EVERYONE))

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You can't quit us!!!

We used to have 40 Facebook fans. I know this because it's been the same number at the top of our page for... well... ever. And now we have 39. Someone left. Hahahahahaha! (fuck lol) Hahahah!

First of all... we finally started posted things, and they left?!?! Hahah!

Second... was there something offensive in the recent posts? I thought they were pretty tame.


You know what? Don't let the door hit on the way out, ya coward!

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Adios Housh!

Rumors are swirling and sources inside my head have confirmed that Housh will be on his way to Minnesota for whatever San Diego wants for Vincent Jackson. Dallas just traded Patrick Crayton to San Diego to fill the shoes that will be left by one of the best WRs in the game. I cant wait to see Hasslebeck hit Vjack deep 10-15 times this year. If you dont believe me check out this recent google search:




All I was trying to find was my old buddy from middle school Vincent Jackso

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A Very Large Celebration Shall Ensue

However, none of us here at HCM are qualified enough to give justice to this monumental feat. Lauren Jackson has just won her third WNBA MVP award. Not to mention whoever the hell their coach is won best coach. Who better to let us all in on how this really feels than our resident Storm Superfan, Jimi. Jimi, please email me your thoughts and I will happily post it for you. Feel free to include pictures and videos, this will be your post. I can be reached at fortune@henrycottosmustache.com. We all look forward to finding out what this really means.
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What a beautiful prank

I have nothing to add, just enjoy it for what it is: (except turn up your volume)

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Josh Wilson trade cont.

Quote from John Schneider about the Josh Wilson trade, (the bolded part kills me):

Schneider: "Absolutely. This is the most difficult weekend of the year for everybody involved, for the coaches and for the players. All of these guys. The personnel staff that has to go through the evaluations and address the players. The players that work their tails off the whole season. Josh has been a factor here for several years now and done a great job in the community and everything. Very well respected. This was a team that was very aggressive in coming after Josh. They have a situation where they have a strong need and as Pete said it has more to do with the way Walter has stepped up and the way Tru is playing and some of the younger guys. I think it was one of those deals that comes along. We get calls on some of our players. We don't do everything, but this was one of those deals that we just felt like we couldn't pass up."

He should have continued:

"They were SO aggressive that we were able to squeeze a 5th round pick out of them! And it'll be late in the round too, cuz unlike the Seahawks, the Ravens are probably going to do really well next year! Even better now that they gave up nothing for Josh! Oops... phone's ringing gotta go... I've got a team interested in Brandon Mebane, looking to secure a 4th rounder in 2015" Read more!

Dr. SuckBlog or How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love Sports Mediocrity.

Mediocrity is putting it lightly.

Why this blog sucks:

We're a Seattle sports blog that's doing an awesome job of reflecting the current Seattle sports climate.

The most exciting Seahawk (Josh Wilson) was just traded for a shit draft pick, and our idiot temp just pulled out King Felix so our bullpen could promptly blow the game.

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Sports.

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Kentwan Balmer

Pete's gonna turn this guy into a superstar!!!

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Bill Leavy

So Bill Leavy apologized for screwing over the Seahawks in the Superbowl today. Seriously. (Do yourself a favor and stay away from the comments unless you want to be encouraged to commit homicide.)

Oh and Bill, thanks a pantload chet! I'm glad you can't sleep at night. Cuz I'll never sleep soundly until Seattle (any team) wins a fucking championship. Here's hoping all the bottles of MacCutcheon in the world can't chase away those nightmares.

Oh and one more special message from the folks at HCM. Sleep tight asshole.

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Ka-Kaw!!!

or the Seahawks "Let's Compete" "Fired Up" thread...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5442653

Okung signs. Let's get it on! Read more!