Showing posts with label Donkey Punch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donkey Punch. Show all posts

1.16.2009

This is an actual movie

Now, here at HCM, we've thrown our full support behind movies in the past, (Delgo, anyone?). But I'm not sure I can get behind (pun intended) this next one.

Apparently this is the title of an actual movie coming out: Donkey Punch. Hopefully you're all familiar with the term... well, hopefully you aren't. Anyway.... SERIOUSLY?!?!? A movie?

The premise seems to be a group of sexy young tweens meet and go partying on a yacht. Some Dirty sex occurs and a young woman is accidentally killed by, you guessed it, a donkey punch.

Here's the trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoh5XvVVjE

There were a couple of jokes I wanted to make so I'll list them both:

1. This was based on the sad, but true, story of a young women from Montana that asphyxiated during a Glass Bottom Boat.

or...

2. Based on the true story of a man, violently castrated, during a Rusty Trombone.

I'm sure you all can do better... let's hear em.