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Showing posts with label Mustacheers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mustacheers. Show all posts
3.13.2011
2.22.2011
Mustacheer Memberships
Make sure your Mustacheer memberships are up to date. Some exciting stuff coming down the road. Must be a Mustacheer by 3/1 to participate. Spread the word my dirty minions.
1.31.2011
Here's some stuff...
Peter just posted some great Senior bowl stuff, so be sure to scroll down.
But I really like where a couple of Mustacheers took their conversation.. so here's there comments:
jimi said...
http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-nfl/20110130/Packer-to-Skip-Porn-Sunday/
read the second to last paragraph. dirty little fucker. of course now, just like completing passes to his own recievers, he hates it and wants nothing to do with it.
January 31, 2011 9:58 AM
Mr. F said...
I'm speechless, I think.
January 31, 2011 10:20 AM
sinc451 said...
I can't tell if I'm supposed to think this is pretty cool, or really weird and disturbing - on one hand, it's nice to know that Hass is a "normal" guy who has to stroke it every once in a while like the rest of us (well, some of us anyway - you know who you are). On the other hand, to find out that he's whacking off like its going out of style, threatening my middle-school record and putting his marriage in jeopardy (especially to the point where he's willing to join some weird cult-style anti-porn church)makes me wonder about a few things.
Number one: is our fearless leader and "one true god" kind of a freak?
Number two (he he he): is all this beating off cutting into his practice time (and more importantly wearing down his throwing arm)?
Number three: Seeing as how Kitna is involved in this little movement as well, is it safe to assume that living in Seattle for too long can somehow lead to this affliction (which could finally give me a valid excuse when my girlfriend catches me with my pants around my ankles in front of the ol' laptop)? Was that too much information?
Don't worry Mustachers - I'll get to the bottom of it...RESEARCH TIME!!!!
January 31, 2011 1:21 PM
Mr. F said...
I think beating off makes you a hero qb. That's the message I took from all this. Although... my reading comprehension has gone to shit ever since I started sniffing glue.
BTW (that means by the way) how'd we let a dirty husky hijack what was a pro-COUG thread?!?
January 31, 2011 2:00 PM
jimi said...
Finn my attempt was not to hijack a pro-Coug thread. I don't have to. Eventually after a strong initial showing the thread would have gone terribly wrong leaving most reading in shock, and those who follow this thread wondering how it could have gone wrong so fast and asking themselves why does this always happen to us?!! Its the Coug way, there is no denying it.
My intent was to show how the fine facilitators of this website have lifted a balding, mediocre, maniacally masturbating quarterback to god like status in an attempt to make them feel better about their own masturbatory ways.
In related news i can only assume that King Felix also enjoys some "Felix Time" on a regular basis since he too is a hero of ours. However, there is no doubt in my mind that when the King finishes: angels start to sing, he produces a liquid metal much like we saw in Terminator 2 (because that man is a fucking machine), and every woman within a 250 square mile radius has an unexplained orgasm leaving them confused but thirsty for more. Back to Back Cy Youngs here we cum..........no wait, i mean come.
January 31, 2011 4:17 PM
Fortune said...
Jimi,
You have been told to stop yet you continue with your off-topic comments. No Means No!
January 31, 2011 4:34 PM
sinc451 said...
BLASPHEMY!!!! Balding?....yes; Porn-addicted?.....Apparently, yeah; Mediocre?....Them's Cromartie words! C'mon Jimi - I wanna give you the benefit of the doubt 'cause I admire a "man of suits" but you're tearing down one of the last remaining Sea-town heroes (as sad as that may be) - if we're gonna give someone a hard time, lets focus on TRUE ass-wipes in the Seattle area....Milton Bradley deserves a good punch in the face - let's make a mockery of him. How about uhhhhhh....well, if I can think of any Seattle sports figure that's even relevant anymore, I'll get back to you - in the mean time, excellent point about the unexpected turn this thread has taken - uh, go cougs?
January 31, 2011 4:45 PM
jimi said...
all i have is the power of the comment, on topic or not. it is my right to use it (that being said please don't take away my ability to comment. A wife, two kids, two jobs, a dog, and a mortgage. i'm hangin on by thread here)
i apologize for my use of mediocre. it went well with some of the other "m" words i had in that post. From now on i will refer to him as above average. Aferall is he a hero........................did anyone else just hear angels sing? Why is my wife.............oh Felix.
January 31, 2011 5:04 PM
sinc451 said...
Fair enough- I feel like something ought to be done about this Felix phenomenon though - at the very least, don't let the wives go to Safeco - EVER!!!! Being in the same zip code is bad enough.
January 31, 2011 5:20 PM
jimi said...
i would have to respectfully disagree. Is it not our ultimate to goal to watch Felix destroy every batter dumb enough to not fake an injury that day? And also is it not our duty to do everything possible to make sure he feels unbeatable, unstoppable, the man amongst boys? And what would make a man feel more like "the man" than a stadium full of woman, ummmmmmmmmm, reaching climax during the 7th inning stretch when Felix "suspiciously" disappears into the club house? Nothing I say!! Nothing! So bring your wives. Show your true Sodo spirit. I believe it is our duty as a Mariners fan. What better compliment is there from your wife, "the second best i've ever had honey, right behind the King".
January 31, 2011 6:00 PM
sinc451 said...
Once again Jimi, you have humbled me with your words of wisdom...that being said, Im STILL not bringing chicks to the M's games - I can't afford to play second fiddle to Felix's magic - didn't you see Top Gun? "There's no points for second place Mav."
January 31, 2011 6:55 PM
But I really like where a couple of Mustacheers took their conversation.. so here's there comments:
jimi said...
http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-nfl/20110130/Packer-to-Skip-Porn-Sunday/
read the second to last paragraph. dirty little fucker. of course now, just like completing passes to his own recievers, he hates it and wants nothing to do with it.
January 31, 2011 9:58 AM
Mr. F said...
I'm speechless, I think.
January 31, 2011 10:20 AM
sinc451 said...
I can't tell if I'm supposed to think this is pretty cool, or really weird and disturbing - on one hand, it's nice to know that Hass is a "normal" guy who has to stroke it every once in a while like the rest of us (well, some of us anyway - you know who you are). On the other hand, to find out that he's whacking off like its going out of style, threatening my middle-school record and putting his marriage in jeopardy (especially to the point where he's willing to join some weird cult-style anti-porn church)makes me wonder about a few things.
Number one: is our fearless leader and "one true god" kind of a freak?
Number two (he he he): is all this beating off cutting into his practice time (and more importantly wearing down his throwing arm)?
Number three: Seeing as how Kitna is involved in this little movement as well, is it safe to assume that living in Seattle for too long can somehow lead to this affliction (which could finally give me a valid excuse when my girlfriend catches me with my pants around my ankles in front of the ol' laptop)? Was that too much information?
Don't worry Mustachers - I'll get to the bottom of it...RESEARCH TIME!!!!
January 31, 2011 1:21 PM
Mr. F said...
I think beating off makes you a hero qb. That's the message I took from all this. Although... my reading comprehension has gone to shit ever since I started sniffing glue.
BTW (that means by the way) how'd we let a dirty husky hijack what was a pro-COUG thread?!?
January 31, 2011 2:00 PM
jimi said...
Finn my attempt was not to hijack a pro-Coug thread. I don't have to. Eventually after a strong initial showing the thread would have gone terribly wrong leaving most reading in shock, and those who follow this thread wondering how it could have gone wrong so fast and asking themselves why does this always happen to us?!! Its the Coug way, there is no denying it.
My intent was to show how the fine facilitators of this website have lifted a balding, mediocre, maniacally masturbating quarterback to god like status in an attempt to make them feel better about their own masturbatory ways.
In related news i can only assume that King Felix also enjoys some "Felix Time" on a regular basis since he too is a hero of ours. However, there is no doubt in my mind that when the King finishes: angels start to sing, he produces a liquid metal much like we saw in Terminator 2 (because that man is a fucking machine), and every woman within a 250 square mile radius has an unexplained orgasm leaving them confused but thirsty for more. Back to Back Cy Youngs here we cum..........no wait, i mean come.
January 31, 2011 4:17 PM
Fortune said...
Jimi,
You have been told to stop yet you continue with your off-topic comments. No Means No!
January 31, 2011 4:34 PM
sinc451 said...
BLASPHEMY!!!! Balding?....yes; Porn-addicted?.....Apparently, yeah; Mediocre?....Them's Cromartie words! C'mon Jimi - I wanna give you the benefit of the doubt 'cause I admire a "man of suits" but you're tearing down one of the last remaining Sea-town heroes (as sad as that may be) - if we're gonna give someone a hard time, lets focus on TRUE ass-wipes in the Seattle area....Milton Bradley deserves a good punch in the face - let's make a mockery of him. How about uhhhhhh....well, if I can think of any Seattle sports figure that's even relevant anymore, I'll get back to you - in the mean time, excellent point about the unexpected turn this thread has taken - uh, go cougs?
January 31, 2011 4:45 PM
jimi said...
all i have is the power of the comment, on topic or not. it is my right to use it (that being said please don't take away my ability to comment. A wife, two kids, two jobs, a dog, and a mortgage. i'm hangin on by thread here)
i apologize for my use of mediocre. it went well with some of the other "m" words i had in that post. From now on i will refer to him as above average. Aferall is he a hero........................did anyone else just hear angels sing? Why is my wife.............oh Felix.
January 31, 2011 5:04 PM
sinc451 said...
Fair enough- I feel like something ought to be done about this Felix phenomenon though - at the very least, don't let the wives go to Safeco - EVER!!!! Being in the same zip code is bad enough.
January 31, 2011 5:20 PM
jimi said...
i would have to respectfully disagree. Is it not our ultimate to goal to watch Felix destroy every batter dumb enough to not fake an injury that day? And also is it not our duty to do everything possible to make sure he feels unbeatable, unstoppable, the man amongst boys? And what would make a man feel more like "the man" than a stadium full of woman, ummmmmmmmmm, reaching climax during the 7th inning stretch when Felix "suspiciously" disappears into the club house? Nothing I say!! Nothing! So bring your wives. Show your true Sodo spirit. I believe it is our duty as a Mariners fan. What better compliment is there from your wife, "the second best i've ever had honey, right behind the King".
January 31, 2011 6:00 PM
sinc451 said...
Once again Jimi, you have humbled me with your words of wisdom...that being said, Im STILL not bringing chicks to the M's games - I can't afford to play second fiddle to Felix's magic - didn't you see Top Gun? "There's no points for second place Mav."
January 31, 2011 6:55 PM
1.06.2011
I want to go to there.
Looks like Seattle has a new (well i just found out about it) eatery and it's owned and operated by a Seattle living legend...
If we ever get the Mustacheer convention off the ground it's gotta be here.
12.18.2009
WE DID IT!!!!
WE'RE FUCKING FAMOUS!!!!!
Check it out!!!
http://espn.go.com/chicago/specialFeature?page=1984cubs
Check out Henry's bio!!!!!
Honestly, we're so happy! We couldn't have done it with all you Mustacheers!
Check it out!!!
http://espn.go.com/chicago/specialFeature?page=1984cubs
Check out Henry's bio!!!!!
Honestly, we're so happy! We couldn't have done it with all you Mustacheers!
12.13.2009
Seahawks Game thread
Post your thoughts on the game here! Personally, I feel that...
we fucking suck. Fire every single person associated with the Seahawks, save maybe a dozen or so players. Honestly... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Here's a fun game for all you Mustacheers to play: Last person to keep watching this game wins a free beer from me!
Have fun!
we fucking suck. Fire every single person associated with the Seahawks, save maybe a dozen or so players. Honestly... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Here's a fun game for all you Mustacheers to play: Last person to keep watching this game wins a free beer from me!
Have fun!
11.13.2009
New Mustacheers
Looks like we finally got a few new Mustacheers. (must have been the movie list)
WELCOME!!!
Use this thread to tell us a little about yourselves! (or don't. no big whoop.)
PS...
Don't worry the Top 10 Sports Movies of All Time is right around the corner, just using the anticipation to work all of the rest of you Mustacheers into a rabid frenzy!
WELCOME!!!
Use this thread to tell us a little about yourselves! (or don't. no big whoop.)
PS...
Don't worry the Top 10 Sports Movies of All Time is right around the corner, just using the anticipation to work all of the rest of you Mustacheers into a rabid frenzy!
8.26.2009
8.17.2009
More Mustacheers!!!!
Tell your friends!!!!
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Even if you think we suck now. (C'mon, Erik's wrestler/baseball team comparison was good)
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Even if you think we suck now. (C'mon, Erik's wrestler/baseball team comparison was good)
5.06.2009
Mustacheer Profiles
It's time for the first of a new tradition here at HCM...
USER PROFILES!!!!
The first user I'd like to profile is Jimi:
Jimi's made quite a name for himself here at HCM for consistent bitching, and an overall shitty attitude. But we do appreciate his visit's to the site, cuz unlike most of you... at least he participates. Plus every once in a while he throws a real gem out there.
Let's get to know Jimi a little bit better.
3 fun facts you might not know about Jimi:
1) He's a dirty husky.
2) He dots the first "i" in his name with a heart, and the second one with a smiley face when signing checks.
3) He really looks like this:
So thanks Jimi for all the support and keep up the good work.
That goes for all you Mustacheers. Keep visiting and posting on the site and you might one day be the proud recipient of MUSTACHEER USER PROFILE!!!
USER PROFILES!!!!
The first user I'd like to profile is Jimi:
Jimi's made quite a name for himself here at HCM for consistent bitching, and an overall shitty attitude. But we do appreciate his visit's to the site, cuz unlike most of you... at least he participates. Plus every once in a while he throws a real gem out there.
Let's get to know Jimi a little bit better.
3 fun facts you might not know about Jimi:
1) He's a dirty husky.
2) He dots the first "i" in his name with a heart, and the second one with a smiley face when signing checks.
3) He really looks like this:
So thanks Jimi for all the support and keep up the good work.
That goes for all you Mustacheers. Keep visiting and posting on the site and you might one day be the proud recipient of MUSTACHEER USER PROFILE!!!
5.05.2009
MUSTACHEERS!!!! A MUST READ!!!!
.... I got nothing.
Listen.... maybe what we need, is some more Mustacheers! That's sure to motivate!
We asked before and you delivered. Just give it to me one more time.
MORE MUSTACHEERS!!!!
Listen.... maybe what we need, is some more Mustacheers! That's sure to motivate!
We asked before and you delivered. Just give it to me one more time.
MORE MUSTACHEERS!!!!
1.05.2009
We want you!!!
Look, your party hosts here at henrycottosmustache.com are very fragile and vain. We want more mustacheers. So if you've stopped by the site... sign up. If you're already a mustacheer, recruit. I have to believe that we've reached at least 15 people. Maybe more.
Delgo. McRib. Henry Cotto.
Good night... and good luck.
Finn
Delgo. McRib. Henry Cotto.
Good night... and good luck.
Finn
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