This Guy Seems Alright!

I think we've found a new, favorite non-Mariner. Ladies and gentleman ... ok, just gentleman, I present Nate McLouth!

JBK's (Jack Bauer Kills)

I've been advised to write SPOILER ALERT!!!



But don't read the fracking post if you haven't seen the episodes... Jack got another kill last night. Snuck up on and but two (or three?) bullets into newly turned terrorist Horace Goodspeed when he was about to execute Cole Ortiz.

By the way... Good work not selling out your country Cole! In the immortal words of Lex Luger... this guy is getting GOOD! Although I was holding out hope he would continue to call Bauer, Mr. Bauer for most of the season, and then when COle finely earned it, Jack would turn to him and say, "Hey... call me Jack" then exchange respectful heads nods.

Season is off to a great start.

Go Jack!

JACK IS BACK!!!!

JACK IS BACK!!!!

And for once here at HCM we ain't talkin' about Zduriencik! Jack Bauer rides again this season on 24 and since he's one of our heroes, we'll be following Jack all season long doing what he does best... killing terrorists.


We'll keep a running total to on the right side bar to keep tabs on how many Bauer kills he knocks out.

We'd also ask you to vote on the total to right, and hell, while your at it... go ahead and post an exact guess if you'd like below. The closest will get a prize or some shit. I'll go on record with 51 kills. (This ain't Price is Right either. Going over helps tie breakers rather than hurts them. If you had faith that Jack would kill EVEN MORE? Well you should be rewarded! Besides what's the point of watching Price is Right after this atrocious job of announcing by Sounders owner Drew Carey... really Drew? Not excited? Here )

After last night's premier we're already on the board! Jack started things off with a bang... or a chop (heehee), by axing a terrorist in the chest and shoving him into his nitwit crony, knocking him down a a few stories of building stairs (the long drop middle part... not sure what they call that open area in the middle) hitting a bunch of them on the way down. Classic stuff. Vintage Bauer. Great job Jack, 2 hours... 2 Bauer Kills.

Keep up the good work and God bless America !

Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Apparently jamming Sarah Michelle Gellar on a consistent basis wasn't enough. I think this dude may have a personal grudge against me. Or at least he's trying to make me jealous.

He just quit his job, a few months back, as a writer for the WWE. Seriously.

And now there's this:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i7091575e2b2c21c20e2777e3347536cc

Damn this guy.

November 23rd 2008

November 23rd is shaping up to be the greatest of all they days... ever.

The world will wake up fresh from a Cougar Apple Cup victory and rush to Best Buy to purchase Chinese Democracy (thank you Axl). THEN, head over to Tailgater's Heaven to pair-ty before the Seahawks wipe the field with our personal whipping boys the Washington Racist-team-name-that-i-can't-even-believe-is-still-alloweds.

If that wasn't enough, humans can then head back home to wind down with the return Jack Bauer in a special 2-hour movie version of 24.

It's also TS Tariyah's birthday.

It shall be epic.

I don't see how anything could go wrong!!!