Happy Belated Birthday HCM!!!

A few more exclamation points and people will think they are reading Coach Sark's twitter feed!

I apologize for making everyone wait for this monumental post (not of length, of achievement). Nobody out there thought we could do this. Many people out there were hoping we would fail. We know who you are too, so watch your back!

Each of your beloved party hosts recorded a message to be played just in case we were able to overcome all the odds and make it a year. Unfortunately the tapes were stolen. Fortunately I did put the written transcripts inside my parent's safe deposit box.

Mr F: "Thanks to everyone for making HenryCottosMustache.com the internet sensation that we all knew it could be. Here's to an even bigger and better 2nd year. And screw you Mark Rossolo."

Erik: "Thanks to all the readers. It's bringing joy to your smiling, drooling faces that keeps me going. And if it's quality posts you want, then in the words of the late Andy Foy 'You want it, you gaaaaaaaahhhhtttt it!'"

Wanamaker: "We've come a long way from that tiny airport and stolen internet connection."

For some reason there was nothing on the sheet from Fortune, so either I did not think we had a shot, or somebody erased it. That's the risk you take when writing in pencil. But luckily for all of you I am writing this post so I have a present. Since this is a family-friendly site I can not put up a stripper jumping out of a cake, actually I am at work and enjoy what I do, so I give to you the next best thing:




Here's to getting 40 more mustacheers this year!!

Happy Birthday HCM!!!!

Well not yet.... but it's coming next month, the 20th to be exact, but that's during the week, and we only party on the weekends. Live responsibly kiddies.

Soooo... here's where we're having our party:



My pal, and quite possibly yours, Davin Stedman's band, The Staxx Brothers, are playing a show on July 17th at the Tractor in Ballard. If you haven't seen them yet, you're missing out. Fantastic live show! They're kind of a rap/blues/funk/rock bad... very hard to describe. Here's their myspace site if you need convincing: www.myspace.com/staxxbrothers

We're trying to sell the show out for three reasons:

A) They're a great band, and I know you'll all have a SWELL time!

2) The Mustacheers need a place to party. And this'll do.

and

III) If they have a packed house they get to play Halloween this year, and it could mean the return of our legendary (it got mentioned on the radio once, look it up) Andersen Bros. (and Eddie and Amy) Halloween Bash!!!


I know you've all missed it!!! I KNOW IT!!!! Anyway, it's win/win. Great show, and the possibility for a Halloween shindig to end all Halloween shindigs. Seriously. Halloween will be canceled forever after what were planning goes down.

But back to the task at hand... gotta slam the Tractor on the 17th of July for The Staxx Brothers. Tickets are only $10.50 with all applicable fees. Let's do it.

Here's the link to buy tickets for the 17th:

http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=1754664

If that doesn't work just go to www.ticketweb.com and search for The Staxx Brothers.

Everyone show up. Seriously. Don't be pussies. Show up. It'll be fuckin' kick ass.

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One last piece of housekeeping... the Greatest Sports Movies of All Time... the DEFINITIVE list... will happen. Just needs a few more days to compile, and then we'll start the slow painful trip to # 1.