We begin our second Superbowl run...

And so it begins...

You want analysis? You came to the wrong site. Saturday the Seahawks begin their march to immortality by beating the fucking shit out of the Saints. Next we eliminate the Bears in Chicago and then take care of business back home against the Packers.

It's an exciting time to be a Seahawks fan in 2011. We get to root for the greatest team of all time!

Any group of showboating dickheads can get to 14-2. It takes real balls to sneak into the playoffs at 7-9. GRAPEFRUITS!!!! I tried to find a clip of Vinny Mac saying this but all I found was this.)

Join us for the official start to the celebration this Saturday at roughly 10:00AM on Pier 48. (BUT NO PARKING... so park somewhere else and meet us there). You'll have photo ops with 2 of the 4 Party hosts and I'm sure you'll be able to meet and greet many other Mustacheers. All are welcome, except for pussy-ass Saint fans. SINNERS ONLY BABY... MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (I'm sticking my tongue out right now waggling it around doing devil horns with my hands... fuck it... I'll just post the video...)



See ya there. GO SEAHAWKS!!!

Walter Jones

What can you say about Walter Jones? He's the greatest of all time. There are all kinds of stats to back that up... too many to list here. But here's a fun one I heard from one of our Mustacheers, EP: Walter Jones had as many holding penalties, as he did Pro Bowl Appearances: 9. I know what you're thinking... 9?!?! He only went to 9 Pro Bowls??!?! Obviously he got shafted a few of those years.

Anyway, Big Walt, thanks for the years of service. You will be missed! The best ever!

Ken Griffey Jr.

I'm sure you've heard... but Manny and Papi cheated! Most people/analysts/talking heads are at the "who cares, everybody cheated" point of this whole PED & steroid mess.

Well FRACK THAT!!!! I'll tell you one guy never cheated, and it'll never come out that he did...

JUNIOR!!!

I'll stake my entire blogging reputation on the fact that this dude is, was, and always will be clean!

I love every new name that comes out (one would or two would break my heart, but we won't talk about that here), cuz the more names that are leaked, the better and better Junior becomes.

You know what's pretty crazy to think about? All the criticisms that have plagued Griffey for his career... the lack of working out... the injuries... the slow recovery time... those same points that his detractors used as ammo? Well, they'll be the same reasons Griffey will be remembered as the greatest of our generation!! They PROVE he was never on steroids!

Dudes are all yoked out? They're on juice.

Junior never worked out a day in his life!

Guys are coming back form injuries quicker and stronger? PEDS!!!

Not Griffey! He's hurt all the time!

Players are having career seasons late in their career?

Not Ken! He barely holds down a lineup spot... (sorry Griff... but that's true... and that's why you rule!)

We should feel pretty lucky as sports fans. Sure the M's may never win the World Series... but we'll all be able to see we saw the greatest player of our generation. LEGIT!

Ken Griffey, Jr.

(fuck you A-Rod)