Showing posts with label Steroids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steroids. Show all posts

6.29.2011

Steroids finally hit home

Well this is nothing short of devastating.

Say it ain't so Rick... say it ain't so...



Turns out the Wild Thing couldn't hit 103 on the gun (probably not even 101) with out a little extra boost. Read this if you can.

I can't think of any athletes that would have upset me more (other than Kirby or Gar) if I found out they were juiced up.

Enjoy the rest of your day. I know I won't.

8.04.2009

Ken Griffey Jr.

I'm sure you've heard... but Manny and Papi cheated! Most people/analysts/talking heads are at the "who cares, everybody cheated" point of this whole PED & steroid mess.

Well FRACK THAT!!!! I'll tell you one guy never cheated, and it'll never come out that he did...

JUNIOR!!!

I'll stake my entire blogging reputation on the fact that this dude is, was, and always will be clean!

I love every new name that comes out (one would or two would break my heart, but we won't talk about that here), cuz the more names that are leaked, the better and better Junior becomes.

You know what's pretty crazy to think about? All the criticisms that have plagued Griffey for his career... the lack of working out... the injuries... the slow recovery time... those same points that his detractors used as ammo? Well, they'll be the same reasons Griffey will be remembered as the greatest of our generation!! They PROVE he was never on steroids!

Dudes are all yoked out? They're on juice.

Junior never worked out a day in his life!

Guys are coming back form injuries quicker and stronger? PEDS!!!

Not Griffey! He's hurt all the time!


Players are having career seasons late in their career?

Not Ken! He barely holds down a lineup spot... (sorry Griff... but that's true... and that's why you rule!)

We should feel pretty lucky as sports fans. Sure the M's may never win the World Series... but we'll all be able to see we saw the greatest player of our generation. LEGIT!

Ken Griffey, Jr.


(fuck you A-Rod)

6.16.2009

This just in...

From the No Shit?! department... SAMMY SOSA DID STEROIDS!!!!

I know... it's shocking.

I'm glad. Just one more jerkaroo who can;t hold a candle to the guy we all know didn't do the juice...


our hero...


Henry Cotto. God bless ya.

2.09.2009

A-Roid

Well... he cheated. Poor guy. Had the weight of the world on his shoulders. AND HE ADMITTED IT!

Which means America will forgive him. The worst thing you can be in America is a liar. Or an animal abuser.

Just as long as Griffey stays clean throughout all this, I really don't care. He'll go down as the greatest of our generation. (Edgar staying clean woudl be nice too).