The boys at USSM, more specifically Dave Cameron, have come up with 3 logical scenarios for the Brandon Morrow trade.
http://ussmariner.com/2009/12/23/choose-your-own-conclusion/
I'd like to submit a 4th option...
Jack Z was getting too good at his job! Every other GM was going to be scared of him if he didn't throw a few stinkers out there. Now when he's got another sucker GM hooked in and they say "Wait a second Jacky Boy!!!! You never make dumb moves... that means your fleecing me pal! NO DEAL!!!", Jack can fire back with "No sir, remember that Morrow trade? All I got for a former 1st round pick was a relief pitcher and a crummy prospect! I can't win em all!"
Done deal.
In Jack we trust.
Happy Hanukkah (sp?) everyone!
Showing posts with label Great Men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Great Men. Show all posts
12.23.2009
8.04.2009
Ken Griffey Jr.
I'm sure you've heard... but Manny and Papi cheated! Most people/analysts/talking heads are at the "who cares, everybody cheated" point of this whole PED & steroid mess.
Well FRACK THAT!!!! I'll tell you one guy never cheated, and it'll never come out that he did...
I'll stake my entire blogging reputation on the fact that this dude is, was, and always will be clean!
I love every new name that comes out (one would or two would break my heart, but we won't talk about that here), cuz the more names that are leaked, the better and better Junior becomes.
You know what's pretty crazy to think about? All the criticisms that have plagued Griffey for his career... the lack of working out... the injuries... the slow recovery time... those same points that his detractors used as ammo? Well, they'll be the same reasons Griffey will be remembered as the greatest of our generation!! They PROVE he was never on steroids!
Dudes are all yoked out? They're on juice.
Junior never worked out a day in his life!
Guys are coming back form injuries quicker and stronger? PEDS!!!
Not Griffey! He's hurt all the time!
Players are having career seasons late in their career?
Not Ken! He barely holds down a lineup spot... (sorry Griff... but that's true... and that's why you rule!)
We should feel pretty lucky as sports fans. Sure the M's may never win the World Series... but we'll all be able to see we saw the greatest player of our generation. LEGIT!
(fuck you A-Rod)
Well FRACK THAT!!!! I'll tell you one guy never cheated, and it'll never come out that he did...
JUNIOR!!!
I'll stake my entire blogging reputation on the fact that this dude is, was, and always will be clean!
I love every new name that comes out (one would or two would break my heart, but we won't talk about that here), cuz the more names that are leaked, the better and better Junior becomes.
You know what's pretty crazy to think about? All the criticisms that have plagued Griffey for his career... the lack of working out... the injuries... the slow recovery time... those same points that his detractors used as ammo? Well, they'll be the same reasons Griffey will be remembered as the greatest of our generation!! They PROVE he was never on steroids!
Dudes are all yoked out? They're on juice.
Junior never worked out a day in his life!
Guys are coming back form injuries quicker and stronger? PEDS!!!
Not Griffey! He's hurt all the time!
Players are having career seasons late in their career?
Not Ken! He barely holds down a lineup spot... (sorry Griff... but that's true... and that's why you rule!)
We should feel pretty lucky as sports fans. Sure the M's may never win the World Series... but we'll all be able to see we saw the greatest player of our generation. LEGIT!
Ken Griffey, Jr.
(fuck you A-Rod)
4.29.2009
ESPN Poll
In an ESPN.com poll that asked which 1st round picks were most likely to become busts, Aaron Curry finished last out of all the 32 picks with 3.0%.
This guy's the best.
This guy's the best.
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