1.31.2011

Here's some stuff...

Peter just posted some great Senior bowl stuff, so be sure to scroll down.

But I really like where a couple of Mustacheers took their conversation.. so here's there comments:


jimi said...
http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-nfl/20110130/Packer-to-Skip-Porn-Sunday/


read the second to last paragraph. dirty little fucker. of course now, just like completing passes to his own recievers, he hates it and wants nothing to do with it.

January 31, 2011 9:58 AM

Mr. F said...
I'm speechless, I think.

January 31, 2011 10:20 AM

sinc451 said...
I can't tell if I'm supposed to think this is pretty cool, or really weird and disturbing - on one hand, it's nice to know that Hass is a "normal" guy who has to stroke it every once in a while like the rest of us (well, some of us anyway - you know who you are). On the other hand, to find out that he's whacking off like its going out of style, threatening my middle-school record and putting his marriage in jeopardy (especially to the point where he's willing to join some weird cult-style anti-porn church)makes me wonder about a few things.

Number one: is our fearless leader and "one true god" kind of a freak?

Number two (he he he): is all this beating off cutting into his practice time (and more importantly wearing down his throwing arm)?

Number three: Seeing as how Kitna is involved in this little movement as well, is it safe to assume that living in Seattle for too long can somehow lead to this affliction (which could finally give me a valid excuse when my girlfriend catches me with my pants around my ankles in front of the ol' laptop)? Was that too much information?

Don't worry Mustachers - I'll get to the bottom of it...RESEARCH TIME!!!!

January 31, 2011 1:21 PM

Mr. F said...
I think beating off makes you a hero qb. That's the message I took from all this. Although... my reading comprehension has gone to shit ever since I started sniffing glue.

BTW (that means by the way) how'd we let a dirty husky hijack what was a pro-COUG thread?!?

January 31, 2011 2:00 PM

jimi said...
Finn my attempt was not to hijack a pro-Coug thread. I don't have to. Eventually after a strong initial showing the thread would have gone terribly wrong leaving most reading in shock, and those who follow this thread wondering how it could have gone wrong so fast and asking themselves why does this always happen to us?!! Its the Coug way, there is no denying it.

My intent was to show how the fine facilitators of this website have lifted a balding, mediocre, maniacally masturbating quarterback to god like status in an attempt to make them feel better about their own masturbatory ways.

In related news i can only assume that King Felix also enjoys some "Felix Time" on a regular basis since he too is a hero of ours. However, there is no doubt in my mind that when the King finishes: angels start to sing, he produces a liquid metal much like we saw in Terminator 2 (because that man is a fucking machine), and every woman within a 250 square mile radius has an unexplained orgasm leaving them confused but thirsty for more. Back to Back Cy Youngs here we cum..........no wait, i mean come.

January 31, 2011 4:17 PM

Fortune said...
Jimi,

You have been told to stop yet you continue with your off-topic comments. No Means No!

January 31, 2011 4:34 PM

sinc451 said...
BLASPHEMY!!!! Balding?....yes; Porn-addicted?.....Apparently, yeah; Mediocre?....Them's Cromartie words! C'mon Jimi - I wanna give you the benefit of the doubt 'cause I admire a "man of suits" but you're tearing down one of the last remaining Sea-town heroes (as sad as that may be) - if we're gonna give someone a hard time, lets focus on TRUE ass-wipes in the Seattle area....Milton Bradley deserves a good punch in the face - let's make a mockery of him. How about uhhhhhh....well, if I can think of any Seattle sports figure that's even relevant anymore, I'll get back to you - in the mean time, excellent point about the unexpected turn this thread has taken - uh, go cougs?

January 31, 2011 4:45 PM

jimi said...
all i have is the power of the comment, on topic or not. it is my right to use it (that being said please don't take away my ability to comment. A wife, two kids, two jobs, a dog, and a mortgage. i'm hangin on by thread here)

i apologize for my use of mediocre. it went well with some of the other "m" words i had in that post. From now on i will refer to him as above average. Aferall is he a hero........................did anyone else just hear angels sing? Why is my wife.............oh Felix.

January 31, 2011 5:04 PM

sinc451 said...
Fair enough- I feel like something ought to be done about this Felix phenomenon though - at the very least, don't let the wives go to Safeco - EVER!!!! Being in the same zip code is bad enough.

January 31, 2011 5:20 PM

jimi said...
i would have to respectfully disagree. Is it not our ultimate to goal to watch Felix destroy every batter dumb enough to not fake an injury that day? And also is it not our duty to do everything possible to make sure he feels unbeatable, unstoppable, the man amongst boys? And what would make a man feel more like "the man" than a stadium full of woman, ummmmmmmmmm, reaching climax during the 7th inning stretch when Felix "suspiciously" disappears into the club house? Nothing I say!! Nothing! So bring your wives. Show your true Sodo spirit. I believe it is our duty as a Mariners fan. What better compliment is there from your wife, "the second best i've ever had honey, right behind the King".

January 31, 2011 6:00 PM

sinc451 said...
Once again Jimi, you have humbled me with your words of wisdom...that being said, Im STILL not bringing chicks to the M's games - I can't afford to play second fiddle to Felix's magic - didn't you see Top Gun? "There's no points for second place Mav."

January 31, 2011 6:55 PM

11 comments:

Mr. F said...

Bravo gentlemen!

sinc451 said...

God bless the Mustache, and the fine gentlemen who make these nonsensical threads possible - and, for the record, by "God" I'm referring to Matt Hasselbeck

Mr. F said...

This full story kind of takes the fun out of it: http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/01/the-church-of-porn-and-football/

sinc451 said...

Yeah, I read that this morning but decided to keep a lid on it in the interest of NOT RUINING THE THREAD - I HATE YOU MR. F....I HATE YOU!!!!!!

I say we keep going with the original story - Matt used to masturbate - CONSTANTLY!

Mr. F said...

2nd Airheads reference I've heard this week. Awesome!

And I still love you.

sinc451 said...

Thanks - my nipples just got REALLY hard!

Oh, and "you guys are all, woo-hoo and shit man"

Mr. F said...

We're partying in here! WE GOT ALL KINDS OF BEER!!!

sinc451 said...

Touche'...that last one is classic!

Probably Brendan Fraser's finest performance (next to Monkeybone of course)

jimi said...

I refuse to read that link Mr. F. But, all i can assume from your comments is that Matt did not have a problem with porn and constantly "completing passes to himself"....................It was his wife who had the problem. That little porn-watching, bald man fucking, masturbating vixen. Now thats a woman. I retract all previous statements about MH. Bravo to you Matt, for keeping a woman with that kind of sexual appetite satisfied and for proving to me, a mere mortal, that you are in fact a god.

jimi said...

Fuck that!!! I just read the article. He is 100% without a doubt addicted to porn. He said in that other article that it "saved his marriage". If he never went to those "questionable" sites, then his marriage would not need "saving". "Matt" loves to "whack it" to harcore balding women porn. There is no other plausible "conclusion". NONE!!! I just never pegged Matt and "his wife" for porn "lovers". "Amazing"!!

wanamaker said...

God bless the Mustache, and the fine gentlemen who make these nonsensical threads possible - and, for the record, by "God" I'm referring to Matt Hasselbeck