I feel like writing Matt some fan mail pumping up his ego and making him feel like he wants to beat Cromartie's ass!!!!Dear Matt,You are an insane bad-ass, and I know you can beat down that pussy ass dead-beat father - I heard him say he was gonna nail your wife and kidnap your kids if you didn't throw down with him next time you see each other - he said your a pussy, and a limp-dick mamma's boy - I don't believe it though...you're the man!!!!Sincerely,Sean Sinclair (Hasselbeck worshiper)
Matt would kill him. ANd he knows we need him at QB1, so he's not about to get convicted of murder for some loser like Cromartie. Maybe Whitehurst will get him.
Good call - after all, he IS Jesus - plus, we need to get our money's worth outta him....Whitehurst is Jesus to Matt's GOD....and God sayeth to his only son, kick the living shit out of Antonio Cromartie, as he hath smite the one true God, and therefore shall be shown no mercy - and Jesus carried out the holy father's request......and it was good.
does any one else feel like maybe this is a bit on the sac-religious side?
I understand your concern Jimi, but in the tradition of great religious revelations (like the book of Morman, and Peter Griffin's conversion to the Church of the "Fonz") I'm calling on fellow Hawks fans to unite under the altar of a new and great religion - "The Church Of Hass"....come all ye' faithful!!!
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