Now, here at HCM, we've thrown our full support behind movies in the past, (Delgo, anyone?). But I'm not sure I can get behind (pun intended) this next one.
Apparently this is the title of an actual movie coming out: Donkey Punch. Hopefully you're all familiar with the term... well, hopefully you aren't. Anyway.... SERIOUSLY?!?!? A movie?
The premise seems to be a group of sexy young tweens meet and go partying on a yacht. Some Dirty sex occurs and a young woman is accidentally killed by, you guessed it, a donkey punch.
Here's the trailer:
There were a couple of jokes I wanted to make so I'll list them both:
1. This was based on the sad, but true, story of a young women from Montana that asphyxiated during a Glass Bottom Boat.
2. Based on the true story of a man, violently castrated, during a Rusty Trombone.
I'm sure you all can do better... let's hear em.