1.14.2009

Introducing the Coolest Mayor in America


This strapping young chap is Luke Ravenstahl, the mayor of Pittsburgh. Because his beloved Steelers are playing Baltimore in the AFC Title Game this weekend he decided it necessary change his name. He needed to get that dirty Raven out of his name so he now goes by Luke Steelerstahl. Lets hope for him it doesn't have some type of reverse effect since Pitt already beat Baltimore twice this year with the Raven in his name.

10 comments:

Erik said...

Umm, how about we hope it DOES have the reverse effect. Let's take a poll here, raise your hands if you still hate the Steelers.

Evryone? Ok.

I don't care if he changed his last name to Sixtyninestahl, he'd still be from Pittsburgh, which makes him an asshole cheater who gets way too lucky way too often.

Can we please remove this post from the site. I feel like it undermines everything we're about. Let's move on to more important things like pro wrestling.

f. i. n. n. said...

I think there may have beena hint of sarcasm in Sean's post, but nonetheless (is that one word?) you're right! It's time for more pro wrestling.

And you know what they say...

You want it?
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You gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhht it!

f. i. n. n. said...

well... eventually.

Christina said...

Erik, let's be best friends.

Pittsburgh, more like Shittsburgh.

RAVENS!

Erik said...

Ok, maybe the sarcasm went over my head. But can you really blsme me? Who hasn't been confused before by Fortune's Dennis Miller-esque humor.

Also, Finn I know you mentioned it before, but how could the NFL let Bill Leavy ref another Pittsburgh playoff game? Hey, whaddaya know, the Steelers covered the spread last weekend. Amazing.

Fortune said...

Sorry for disguising my true feelings so well. I should have titled it "Introducing The Biggest Douchebag Mayor in America". Then the post wouldve said, "you would think he would be too busy securing funds to pay off the refs this weekend to worry about changing his stupid name".

Fortune said...

and here is to hoping that the Ravens kick the steelers ass and the city blames this d-bag mayor and they kill him. (sarcasm, sort of, just the killing part)

f. i. n. n. said...

Yeah. That would have been better actually. Is it too late to change it? Better yet just do the same post, and I'll email you a picture you can use. I'm serious. Gimme a minute.

wanamaker said...

Sorry for disguising my true feelings so well. I should have titled it "Introducing The Biggest Douchebag Mayor in America". Then the post wouldve said, "you would think he would be too busy securing funds to pay off the refs this weekend to worry about changing his stupid name".

wanamaker said...

Erik, let's be best friends.

Pittsburgh, more like Shittsburgh.

RAVENS!