2.08.2011

Michael Vick... super guy!

You guys see this? He got the key to the city of Dallas, because... um... cuz he... I don't know.

But I do know if somebody else is doing it, it's probably cool. SO... I'd like to invite Ronny Mexico himself to come by and post of this site whenever he likes!


Mike? You listening? See ya soon pal!

25 comments:

sinc451 said...

I for one am SOOOOOOOO happy for Mr Vick - he is truly a stand-up guy.....a distinguished gentleman of class and character...but more importantly, I am happy for the city of Dallas...they are so lucky to have a hero like Vick represent them - after all, he IS the obvious figure-head for a city with an already sterling reputation - Nothing says Dallas like a QB for the Philadelphia Eagles who has no ties to the area whatsoever - add to that his fabulous animal rights record and time served in a VA state penitentiary and you've got the recipe for a true American hero - I'm talking Wheaties boxes, Nike endorsements, special Olympics fundraisers...but what I'd really like to see is the people of Seattle finally ante up and offer OUR much deserved appreciation for Ronnie Mexico - lets give the man his due, and hand over the key to OUR fine city - it's the least we can do to give back to the man who has done so much for us (maybe he hasn't done as much for us as he did for Dallas, but let's be serious - how COULD he do any more than he has done for them - they owe him their lives!). C'mon Mustachers - lets take it to the streets and pony up some support so we can get this man his due - A KEY TO THE EMERALD CITY BABY!!!!!! No one deserves it more!

Mr. F said...

I think we already gave the key to our city to Jerramy Stevens.

sinc451 said...

Dammit! Well, at least it went to the only other guy who could possibly hold a candle to Michael Vick's greatness - maybe they can share the key....make Seattle like their own personal time-share cabin. They can put a sign out in the front yard that says: "the two greatest men to ever grace this planet live right here - you wish you could be as great as they are BUT YOU CAN'T AND IT EATS YOU UP INSIDE!!!!" You know, something catchy and inviting like that.

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Mr. F said...

What are you talking about and what is going on?

jimi said...

maybe vick and stevens could play a little catch in the front yard of their time share. of course it would ultimately lead to disaster. Stevens would get upset that Vick couldn't even hit him in the hands 50% of the time, and Vick would get pissed because when he actually did throw a good ball stevens would just drop it. Then they would get in an arguement. Vick would try to shock stevens and drown him in a shallow bucket of water, followed by stevens trying to rape Vick with his face down in the dirt behind the cabin. Now thats a reality tv show. "Jeremy loves Michael". I'm in.

jimi said...

oh, and Finn I'm pretty sure they are not allowed to say that name in the MH household........and since he is one of our heros (yeah looks stupid in print doesn't it), maybe you should refrain from using that name as well

Mr. F said...

what name?

jimi said...

Jerramy Stevens

Mike Vick said...

C'mon you guys.....I AM a great man...why all the negative energy? Jerramy's a good guy too - leave us alone....please....

Mr. F said...

Thanks for stopping by Mike. You currently rank 3rd on the "Most famous folks to make a post" right behind Henry Cotto and Arne Andersen

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Mike Vick said...

Thanks for the invite - good to know I'm only third on the list of celebs to be here - who the hell is Henry Cotto?

First of all, I'd like to take this opportunity to speak on MY OWN behalf, and let you guys know that I really am a stand up guy, and I deserve some positive press from the general public and the media.

Mike Vick said...

Secondly, I just want you all to know that if the shit talk continues, I'm gonna catch the next flight to Seattle and slit your throats while you sleep....ALL OF YOU!!!!! God Bless....

Mr. F said...

Thanks again for stopping by Mike!

Mike Vick said...

Did I mention I'm gonna use the key to the city of Dallas to slice you Mutha Fuckas up?! Actually, on second thought, I'll round you all up and make you fight each other to the death - loser gets a nice dose of electro-shock/drowning, and the winner...well, the winner gets that too, but at least everyone will have a great time - YOU'RE ALL DEAD!!!!!!! GO COWBOYS!!!!!

Mr. F said...

Great fresh take on things Mike! Continued success!

Mike Vick said...

I've got some "continued success" for you, my soon to be dead new friend - here's how its gonna break down when I get there:

The guy in the clown suit is gonna get hung from the ceiling by his neck, and used as a pinata for the local kids to play with (later, I will eat those kids with some fava beans and a nice chianti).

The guy in the suit is gonna be forced to do battle with you Mr. F - you will both be stripped down to your draws, and given sharpened sticks with which to defend yourselves - regardless of who wins, I will be turning you both into jackets and boots - the rest of you will be fed to the pinata kids (so they are nice and plum when its time to eat them)......any questions?

jimi said...

just going to throw this out there, but this comment chain might be getting a little creepy.

jimi said...

that being said, bring on the sharpened sticks. that might be fun.

Mike Vick said...

That's right Jimi - you KNOW you wanna do some "stick fighting" with your boy Mr. F - Don't worry, it'll happen - I promise. In the meantime, try and bulk up a little bit so I can make sure the kids are fed properly.

sinc451 said...

This is creepy? How do you figure?! Sounds like good old fashioned family entertainment to me.

By the way - Vick, Im gonna anally rape your mother while pouring sugar in your gas tank - SUCK IT!!!!

Mike Vick said...

I'll see you at the end of a rope you sissy ass clown-boy!!! Seriously, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!

wanamaker said...

what name?