That happened to me once, but it was left field and it was Butch Huskey, and he forearmed my skull afterwards. Not cool Butch. Not cool.
As a child, following a 1987 little league game, I was lured into a waiting van by Gaylord Perry. He drove me to a nearby alley where I was brutally beaten over the back with a steal pipe and baseballs were thrown at my groin. I will never be able to father a child thanks to that man.This girl had it lucky if you ask me.
When I was reading about Gaylord Perry luring you into his van I thought that some sort of spit balls joke was coming.
How dare you make a joke out of this? (you're right though, I missed the easy one there).
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