For those of you worried that you might be forced to play with your kids or talk to your wife tonight, I have some exciting news. There is some worthwhile football on tonight. Kicking off at 4:30 down at Tropicana Field is the 2012 Under Armour All-America Game. Not as much news surrounding how upset many players were about not getting to wear a particular number (Unlike that joke of a U.S Army All-American Bowl).
There is one player that everyone should focus on tonight. He is an undecided 3-star WR out of Dr. Phillips High School in Orlando, Fl. A 6' 2" 184 pound burner. He will be wearing the highly coveted #3 for Team White tonight. He has narrowed his decision to Michigan State, Iowa State, and Washington State. Go State Schools! You can expect him to be unsuccessfully covered up by #3 on Team Black, Deion Sanders Jr.
You are probably asking, why the hell should I care about some shitty 3 star WR who can't be that great if he is considering WSU. First off, screw you. I don't know if you heard but we just got a new football coach who is kind of a big deal. Many people refer to him as "Leachscobar". Here is why you should care:
**I went ahead and put a circle around the kid I was talking about so you didn't think we had a Brandon Wheedon situation in the Palouse next year.
I really hope it is a high scoring game so the kids can practice getting flagged for taunting/excessive celebration.