NFL Picks - Week 1 Thursday

Pittsburgh @ New England

Football is officially back ... and I want to barf. No, it has nothing to do with the teams involved in this game it's just my yearly ritual. Before the first game of each season I purge myself in a symbolic expelling of past successes and failures, leaving me refreshed, spry, and prepared to start the season anew. It's worked wonders for me, and I recommend the players in this game follow suit immediately before kickoff by just unloading wherever they are on the field. I guarantee it would improve the quality of play. As for this game, ugh, Patriots will probably win.

Patriots 31-23

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