4.05.2011

Pineda first impressions

Dude works fast. So even if he ends up NOT being the next Felix I'll still kind of like him.

Let's just hope that's a plus and not the only reason we like him like another HCM fave. (see one of the first posts ever on this site)


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13 comments:

sinc451 said...

I'm waiting for Jimi to say he had a good outing...then I would like to point out that it was almost identical to that of Bedard's from the other night....you know those Chuck Norris anecdotes about how bad ass he is? Well, you could apply all of those (and more) to Erik Bedard - any chance we can make him a mustacher hero (just out of spite)?

Mr. F said...

Oh I'm not above using the Heroes section for spite... that's for damn sure. But Erik's hurt us so badly in the past... I don't think I'll allow him on there.

But all joking and homo-erotic message board feuds aside... I'm fairly encouraged by our ENTIRE pitching staff. We've got two or three potential all-stars in there!!!

sinc451 said...

FINE - FUCK IT!!!!!

By the way, Rachel Phelps will NEVER allow that to happen.

jimi said...

We have two all-stars and a three way sword fight between sinc, bedard, and pineda. It will eventually lead to sinc thinking he can make them both cy young winners and needing to get his stomach pumped.

sinc451 said...

Gross.........but in the interest of keeping this thread alive, I WILL say this: I'll make sure to save the specimens that are pumped from my stomach so we can clone both Bedard and Pineda several times over - I'll give you first crack at the adoption opportunity Jimi

jimi said...

then i'll sell them to the up and coming Canadian Baseball Association for top dollar. Wait, does joking about human trafficing cross the line? and if the speciments spent some time in sinc's stomach, does that make him the father or just a creepy distant uncle?

Mr. F said...

Human trafficing does cross the line... the felatio gang bang was fine though.

sinc451 said...

It makes me like Arnold in that AWESOME "Junior" movie where he gives birth to Danny Devito...wait, is that....hmmm....whatever - it makes me a dude capable of conception....jealous much?!

jimi said...

i'm just glad to see this website has a line. now all we have to do is wait for B Fortune to go flying by that line with a comment that will even leave sinc and I scratching our heads and wondering "where in the fuck did he come up with that? and why would he say it out loud?"

Mr. F said...

assuming of course that Brian currently has internet privledges.

jimi said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

sinc451 said...

I guess this means Fortune DOESN'T have internet privledges - so it would be fine if I said he was A SISSY LITTLE NANCY-BOY WHO GARGLES HAIRY NUTS!!!!!.....Anything?.....Fortune?

wanamaker said...

It makes me like Arnold in that AWESOME "Junior" movie where he gives birth to Danny Devito...wait, is that....hmmm....whatever - it makes me a dude capable of conception....jealous much?!