World's Biggest Scum Bag Retires

Sorry I'm late to the party on this one, but I forgot that the NBA actually exists.

Apparently, giant asshole Bruce Bowen has decided to call it quits.

What a bummer. Now maybe jump shooters of the league will be able to land without turning ankles, and run around screen without taking elbows to the ribs.

This guy was a royal shit head and I hate him.

Apparently I'm not the only one either. I ran into an old buddy of mine and here's what he had to say, take it away Maynard:

So long Bruce Bowen. Go Fuck Yourself.

1 comment:

Pete said...

And the players assigned to defend him can stop wearing nose plugs. For those of you who were never aware of this, Bruce Bowen was notorious for taking big dumps before games and not wiping. It made him smell terrible and allowed him to really gain an edge against his opponents.