10.27.2009

#15

A gang banger with speed. A 'roided out date rape sess. A 35 year old recovering alcoholic Heisman candidate. An illiterate natural athlete. A "mailing it in" Jimmy Caan. A lamest looking Halle Berry ever, other than Monsters Ball... well until... you know.... Poo butt mother fuckers.

That all might sound like a recipe for disaster. But really... it's a recipe for the 15th spot on our movie countdown:



#15: The Program

One of my favorites. Some of the greatest shit talking lines in the history of cinema. (other great lines too) I don't want to steal all the thunder (and there's a lot of it) on this post, so I'll let you guys take it from here.

What are some of your favorite lines out of this gem?

I'll get it started:

"Oh I'm gonna lead... question is can you boys follow?" Joe Kane, grizzled QB1

PS: If none of you douches come up with any, I'll just do them alone. And by myself.


3 comments:

Erik said...

My favorite is when Lattimer talks shit to that 89 lb. chick he's trying to bed.

"What were ya trying to do? Lead me on!"

Mr. F said...

Here's a comment from an anonymous fan that refuses to post on blogs. Still good thoughts though:

I’ve been waiting for this sweet little flick to rate into your countdown.



The best part about this movie is the controversy surrounding the “lost scene” where a bunch the lineman lay down in the middle of the road after their unstable alcoholic QB does it. This cinematic glorification of in an incredible act of meathead macho-ism resulted in the apparent real-life death of idiots emulating it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107889/trivia



I seriously loved this movie when it came out – unfortunately I have to abide to my current rule to not post on blogs, have a facebook page, etc… but I still felt like I needed to give you and HCM some kudo’s.



Plus, I just got home after slamming shots of Jack Daniels with visiting Israeli co-workers.



Thanks for the memories

wanamaker said...

My favorite is when Lattimer talks shit to that 89 lb. chick he's trying to bed.

"What were ya trying to do? Lead me on!"