1.18.2010

JACK IS BACK!!!!

JACK IS BACK!!!!

And for once here at HCM we ain't talkin' about Zduriencik! Jack Bauer rides again this season on 24 and since he's one of our heroes, we'll be following Jack all season long doing what he does best... killing terrorists.


We'll keep a running total to on the right side bar to keep tabs on how many Bauer kills he knocks out.

We'd also ask you to vote on the total to right, and hell, while your at it... go ahead and post an exact guess if you'd like below. The closest will get a prize or some shit. I'll go on record with 51 kills. (This ain't Price is Right either. Going over helps tie breakers rather than hurts them. If you had faith that Jack would kill EVEN MORE? Well you should be rewarded! Besides what's the point of watching Price is Right after this atrocious job of announcing by Sounders owner Drew Carey... really Drew? Not excited? Here )

After last night's premier we're already on the board! Jack started things off with a bang... or a chop (heehee), by axing a terrorist in the chest and shoving him into his nitwit crony, knocking him down a a few stories of building stairs (the long drop middle part... not sure what they call that open area in the middle) hitting a bunch of them on the way down. Classic stuff. Vintage Bauer. Great job Jack, 2 hours... 2 Bauer Kills.

Keep up the good work and God bless America !

13 comments:

Fortune said...

I'll go with 77. Come on baby, no whammies!

Fortune said...

actually I need a bunch of them

Erik said...

32 kills. And I hope one of them is Arab Jason Schwartzman.

jimi said...

rather than kills, i think the poll should be odds that Jack and Freddie Prinze Jr's character hook up. I say 3:1. You think he calls Jack, "Mr. Bauer" in the sack?

Mr. F said...

Freddie Prinze, Jr is giving Mr. Bauer the respect he deserves.

And...

Jack Bauer will "hook up" with a man just as soon as Mr. Purple wins the HCM Weight Loss Challenge... which is to say, never.

Watch yourself, Jimi. You know how we feel about Hero shit talking.

Erik said...

HATING the Dana/Jenny storyline. I liked it better the first time I saw it when it was Sean Astin's druggy sister.

Erik said...

Also, is there a prize for whoever gets closest on the Bauer kills? Might I suggest 20 Million RUPEEEEEEES!

Mr. F said...

It's not the same storyline. And Dana Walsh is sexy as hell so screw you pal!

And, yeah the I've been cracking myself up delivering everyone one of the President of (shit what country is it?!?!) Wherever's lines as the host of Millionaire.

"I can't believe...my brother... TRIED TO KILL ME!!!"

Tough to do in print, but you get the idea.

Erik said...

It's the same type of storyline. CTU worker being blackmailed by a sketchy character from their personal life. And also, I'm not a fan of Dana. Sorry, I don't see the as hell sexiness that you mentioned.

Mr. F said...

Yeah, and Jack Bauer fighting terrorists has been done once or twice before as well. Look Erik... your negativity isn't needed. It's a promising start to the show.

jimi said...

to bad the end of the season is going to go up in ..............flames!!

Pete said...

Another great 24 theme came to the forefront already. Blatant racism. This time in the form of some street tough bball players who didn't trust the white guy who showed up on the court. Fortunately for Bauer one of the kids hadn't watched Carmelo's "don't snitch" video.

And Finn, have any of your favorite shows not had a cameo yet? Lost, The Wire, Alias, BSG, Harpers. I'm sure Walt Skinner will pop up at some point.

wanamaker said...

actually I need a bunch of them