NFL Picks - Week 1 Thursday

Kansas City @ New England

Well well well, it's time for another season and the Patriots have decided they want to keep playing football. Just give it up guys! There's no way this is fun for you anymore. Everybody just expects you to win and then whines when you do. And hey, I know how you feel, the same thing happened to me when I used to enter MuscleMan competitions. All the haters were always saying, "Erik, you're too big and muscly and tough. We're all sick of it. We'd try to fight you but we know you could take us all because of how tough you are!" Eventually the negativity just got to be too much, so I quit the game, which is exactly what you should do New England. Hopefully you'll reconsider before kickoff, but if you insist upon playing I assume you'll win. 

Patriots 27-17

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