Alright... this list just got good (up until now it's put our readership on life support.)


I love this movie.

What can be said that hasn't already been said about this cinematic masterpiece?!?!

Sure... M. Fox (the original M. Fox) has to jump to shoot free throws...

and sure.... there's no way they let Mick stand under the hoop for the final shots...

and suuuuuure.... this dude is the starting power forward:

and suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... some extra whips his cock out at the end. Sorry no picture you, slime balls.

But you still gets tons of TEEN WOLF ACTION!!!!!

Surfing on the top of vans!

The Wolf Dance!

An epic final sports montage that has a fantastic theme song and stock footage used over and over again!

Hot ass Boof!

and I'm pretty sure the blond in just her bra after the rehearsal in her dressing room might have given me my first...WHAT!?!? sorry nevermind.

Teen Wolf rules. And I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Sorry Bateman. Better Luck next time.


wanamaker said...

Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf

Erik said...

Let's not forget the spontaneously choreographed wolf dance routine that everyone does at the dance.

I feel like this would have been higher if it were a full-on sports movie. It's more of a wolf movie. Personally, I left it lower on my list for that reason.

Pervitron 3000 said...

Is car surfing a sport?

Don't Call Me Gabe said...

Just call me Stiles

A n D r 0 i D s said...

the tag line on the poster is great