Los Angeles Rams at Seattle
When this one kicks off the Seahawks will have officially played three of their last four home games against the Rams. These guys are coming over way too much. They’re the Urkels to Seattle’s Winslows. The Kimmy Gibbler to their Tanners. That kid who keeps coming to my door selling newspaper subscriptions. Stop showing up! I know I keep telling you “Not right now. But come back and check again in 6 months when I’ll have some cash saved up and perhaps be considering a long term commitment to a daily newspaper,” but come on that's clearly a blow off! Besides, no one reads papers anymore, all the best writing is on blogs. Remember kid? I told you that and then made you read some of my old picks, and you said you’d really like to just be on your way and that you wouldn’t bother me anymore? And as you scurried down the hell I shouted, “Come back and check again in 6 months when I’ll have some cash saved up and perhaps be considering a long term commitment to a daily newspaper!” Remember? Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since February. Where the hell is that little jerk?