2.11.2009

2009 Weight Loss Challenge / March Celebration

There have rumors for quite awhile about a weight loss challenge going on between participants of this blog. Well I can tell you that it's true. I will not be able to divulge the participants names, as they will remain a secret, but you will see their progress.

Some of you might think this is pathetic or girly. Well I'll have you know it's not girly. Cuz girls wouldn't allow access to their weight loss blogs. So there.

Here were the initial weigh in results done the first week of the year:

Participant A: 223 Lbs.



















Participant B:190 Lbs.




















The face off: Fat.


















The challenge will culminate in a celebration the Wednesday before the NCAA Tournament begins. We... I mean the competitors will attempt to put all the weight back on in one night by eating and drinking at the Northgate Ram.... NEVERMIND!!! We're gonna set a new date, cuz there's something mildly important that day.

We'd like to invite all of our Mustacheers to join us. The first official meeting of the Mustacheers. So mark it on your calendars boys and girls. Or don't. We don't give a shit.

7 comments:

Fortune said...

I will certainly put my money on Mr Blue

Pete said...

I'll bet on Red. But now I'm confused, is the Ram thing still happening, or not?

Nick Lightengale said...

I heard, like, one of these contestants cheated by infecting himself with some sort of virus that eats all your food for you? Just something I heard, not sure if it's true or not... I'm really not sure what to believe with all this cheating in sports going on.

Don't Call Me Gabe said...

Is red's package that much bigger that he requires a sheet 5 times the size of blue's?

I vote red.

f. i. n. n. said...

Actually the dude was hung like an Alaskan moose, but he was so dedicated to the weight loss that he castrated himself to drop a few extra pounds of package.

That being said... smart money is on Mr. Red.

wanamaker said...

Actually the dude was hung like an Alaskan moose, but he was so dedicated to the weight loss that he castrated himself to drop a few extra pounds of package.

That being said... smart money is on Mr. Red.

wanamaker said...

I heard, like, one of these contestants cheated by infecting himself with some sort of virus that eats all your food for you? Just something I heard, not sure if it's true or not... I'm really not sure what to believe with all this cheating in sports going on.