2.05.2009

Breaking News: Dave Sims wants Bat Added to Mariner Lineup

Speaking to a close source Mariner Play by Play announcer Dave Sims communicated the need for the Mariners to acquire another power hitter. Not speaking anonymously Sims said, "Mazel tov on the nuptials. Great pix. I look forward to meeting your bride. You are keeping weight too. Good for you. Looking forward to seeing you all on March 1. On another front: I hope we get a bopper for the lineup." Clearly Z will be looking to follow the advice of his important club executives and I can only hope this means Barry Bonds.

On an interesting note, Sims has been the Ms announcer for 2 years now, but lists his Facebook network as New York.

6 comments:

Fortune said...

Can you please label your posts with a "wanamaker" so if I want to find some of your other posts I dont have to look so hard.

Erik said...

So, just to clear things up, you're facebook stalking Dave Sims?


Good research.

f. i. n. n. said...

Geez gang. Could we cut MW a little slack. He's been Out of the game awhile. It's good to have ya back buddy.

Erik said...

Mine was not meant as sarcastic. It's hard to convey tone on posts. However, it was meant to sound up-beat.

wanamaker said...

I'm actually facebook stalking Jeff Evans, Dave Sims comments was just a nice bonus.

wanamaker said...

I'm actually facebook stalking Jeff Evans, Dave Sims comments was just a nice bonus.