2.04.2009

The REAL # 7 scores!

Apparently Zach Gilford (aka Matt Saracen, aka most overlooked actor on televison) is dating ex-Seahawk (cheerleader) legend Amber:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/extramustard/02/04/amber-lancaster-zach-gilford-dating/index.html

I couldn't be prouder.

11 comments:

Erik said...

I can confirm that in the latest ESPN the Magazine the "For Love or the Game" section (where they ask an athlete, his girlfriend, and his best friend questions to see who knows the guy better) featured Zach Gilford and Amber; oh and the friend is Landry (big stretch). I didn't realize it was her because it's one of those awesome ESPN the Mag pics where they make it a different color and kind of digitize it ... so sweet.

Unfortunately, Amber only scored a 7.5 out of 25, losing to Landry who came out of it with a 10. So it looks like they might not last too long. And it also looks like no one can really know the enigma that is Saracen.

Pervitron 3000 said...

A better question is where is the sweet bubble-assed Sonics cheerleader now that the team has left town? Also, what is her name so I can google-image search for her in the wee hours of the night?

Erik said...

If I remember correctly her name was Lauren. But I can't be sure about it. Finn, you wanna chime in on this one? You were always a big fan.

f. i. n. n. said...

Kelly. Her name is Kelly. And she is glorious. I'd link to the site but it's under that new fuckin teams ownership.

Pete said...

Anyone else think that 7 crossed the plain before fumbling in that Arnett Mead game?

f. i. n. n. said...

Yeah he definitely did. No joke here. I was pissed.

Fortune said...

Speaking of the latest issue of The Mag, did you happen to read the article about the "crazy" superbowl fans and all their superstitions? First there was some Steeler fan who turned half of trailer he lived in into a Steelers shrine, pretty impressive. Then we have the Arizona fan who must be the buddy of whoever wrote the article and he was trying to humiliate him. This crazed fan only has Leinart jersey so he didnt want to wear it to the party (vs ATL) so he dressed in all black (one of ATL colors). Only there is a picture and he isnt really dressed in all black. Then he stops to get some milk on the way to the party, he doesnt even know why. Arizona pulls it out so this douchebag wears the same thing and buys milk for the next game and then the next. During the NFC title game when they are down he decides its time for everyone to go out for a "Boone's circle". Yes there is a picture of them all holding hands passing around 1, yes 1, bottle of Boones. Then he feels like he has to puke.

Erik said...

Ya know what, I did not read that article, because it looked lame. And after hearing your synopsis, I feel vindicated.

I had actually started to feel bad for Cardinals fans, because of the way the game ended, and how heartbreaking it must have been. What you just said reminded me why I should never have considered feeling bad for Cardinals fans. Bottom line, they're not good fans. I don't blame them becuase their team has been shitty for so long. I know one good fan, my roommate Charlie Brophy, God bless him. But the rest? They're awful. Most people from Arizona that I've met prior to this season, when asked if they liked the Cardinals have said something like, "Psssh, no they suck."

Terrible fanbase, terrible owner, did not deserve to win a Super Bowl. (Not saying Pittsburgh deserved a 6th)

Pervitron 3000 said...

Woah!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/455024827_5f16972165.jpg?v=1178767158

f. i. n. n. said...

Go peddle your smut somewhere else pervitron

Fortune said...

I bet if Gov. Gregoire saw that picture she wouldve tried much harder to save the Sonics.