3.16.2009

HCM's Tourney Pick

Be sure to check out the matchup profiles below this post... and hopefully the surveys are finally up... but onto the task at hand...


Well, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Time for the crew at henrycottosmustache.com to pick our tourney team. With the state's best battling it out in the NIT, it was sort of up in the air this season. There were two "local" teams we could look at:








UW - there's no way these guys make it past the first weekend. Sorry it's true. Mississippi State is the kind of team that only elite schools will beat, and UW isn't one. Let's say for argument's sake they DO beat Miss. St. Well... no chance in hell they beat Purdue. Sorry UW. You lose.












"The Zags" - If you're not from Spokane or didn't attend Gonzaga... don't root for them. There's no way you have any ties to the team. So just shut up. Rooting for Gonzaga just tells everyone out there that you jumped on a bandwagon a few years back and you're just too chicken shit to jump back off.

There's only one natural choice. It's the SMARTEST pick to make. A division champion so strong that the rest of the league was too scared to even play them in a conference tournament. I give you
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CORNELL!!!!!!!



Jump on now before it's too late. Look how mad that bear is. WOW!

9 comments:

jimi said...

perhaps the gayest post yet........

f. i. n. n. said...

Hey! Jimi! You're back!

jimi said...

GO ZAGS!!!!!!!!!!

f. i. n. n. said...

Sounds about right.

jimi said...

GO ST. MARY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!

f. i. n. n. said...

that's just jimi being jimi

Don't Call Me Gabe said...

Blow me HCM, get ready to suck some Dawggy dick

f. i. n. n. said...

Look daaaaawwwg fans, I'm not saying I want your team to lose... I just think you've got a nightmare matchup (and the the dreamweaver is varnado). You'll be back next year. Right?

Pete said...

I agree with Jimi's original comment. This post made me feel very gay. Having HCM support the Big Red makes me so happy!