I am SOOOOO amped to bring you these results!!!!!
Sexy ass Lauren Jackson
and in overtime
Ok, Group 4 Matchups:
7. Norm Charlton
Maybe one day EP will step up and tell everyone about our run-in with the Sheriff the other night.
10. Bobby Engram
He just left, but I think he ranks up there as far as great Seahawks go. This is a helluva matchup!
2. Ichiro Suzuki
Ichiro's last name is Suzuki. Look it up. It's true.
Big Play Babs is a Hawk's Nest favorite... he's even given us a shout out on the field. Plus he's defaced US currency ad he doesn't give a frack! I just wish he had better coverage skills.
6. Randy Johnson
Tough call where to seed The Unit. He's still a fan favorite, but he's been on so many teams now, I doubt he's remembered as a Mariner. I really can't think of anything funny. Not just here, but the whole deal.
maybe this video will pick things up...
11. Joey Cora
This is a picture of Joey Cora being consoled by a giant steroid user after he didn't really loose a post season series for us.
3. Matt Hasselbeck
Hasselbeck is my hero. Apparently this guy's too:
14. Koren Robinson
Looks like Koren won't be back next year, but he had quite a bumpy ride with the 'Hawks.
1. Edgar Martinez
Those are actual game used bats. If it weren't for Griffey he'd be the undisputed greatest Mariner of all time. Still might be. And there's this:
16. Jeremy Stevens
8. Mack Strong
Mack was a serious dude. One of my favorite players to route for.
9. Paul Allen
^^^ One of the greatest days of my life. Sad but true.
5. Mike Holmgren
Will he be missed this year? I'm guessing yes. I'll tell ya what I won't miss though. #rd and long fullback draws.
12. Slick Watts
Slick taught me how to shoot free throws. He's responsible for the basketball player I became. Thanks a lot Slick.
4. Dave Niehaus
Suuuuuuure... warning track shot are long gone and routine flys turn into homers these day... but Dave is still the best baseball announcer of all time. (Apologies to Brent Musberger, Harry Doyle, and Bob Uecker)
13. Sam Perkins
Big Smooth dropping back and nailing 3 pointers... another one of my favorite Sonic memories. Apparently there were rumors that this guy like to smoke REEFER!!! Unsubstantiated.
Sorry this sucked. I'm on vacation. You should be thankful you get anything!!!
Enjoy the tourney.